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I'm a  a member of  Equity, have  public liability insurance, and have  advanced disclosure from the Criminal Records Bureau, which means I’ve been cleared to work with children. But please note that under no circumstances do I perform for children unless there are a minimum of two other responsible adults present. 

I don't do anything dangerous or stupid that children might copy and I don't make a mess for someone to clear up. I do work with timeless physical comedy that makes people laugh a lot 

A full risk assessment has been carried out, and with the exception of young children wetting their pants from laughing too much, none of my shows present any  foreseeable risks to the public or audience.

I’m great at shows for theatres, arts festivals, parties, play-schemes, schools,  family days, and some corporate and special events. I work in places where children and families have come to see live performance. I don't work in situations where there is a bar open and I'm expected to entertain the kids so that adults can get on with boozing and socialising! 

As you can see I don't wear scary make up and a red nose which may frighten children. As my friends have observed, I don't need clown make-up!

My material is original and is written and devised by myself and my associates. If you've already seen my material elsewhere, you know they probably pinched the idea from me!

Prices for parties start at £130 plus travel. Other events I quote for individually. Prices vary according to distance, time of year etc. Please check out the prices page for more information

Midweek shows during term-time are sometimes a bit cheaper depending on how busy I am. Note this doesn't apply in December 

Paradox theatre is a partnership - I'm Mike Rawlinson (Professor Paradox) and I devise and perform the shows, and there's Gail who does some of the zillions of other things that make up running a small theatre company. If you need more information use the Contact button to get in touch