Contact Page

Please Note

I live and work in South West England, and do not currently perform outside the UK.

The area I cover for parties includes Most of Somerset, North Somerset, Bristol, Bath, East Devon, Dorset, and South West Wiltshire, and I sometimes travel further for larger events.

If your main query is about cost, please have a look at the prices page. I'm not the cheapest entertainer in town but this is my living, so I do charge professional rates.

To get in touch please click on the email address below, and give as much information as possible so that I am able to give you a quote eg

Type of event
Location including postcode if possible
Dates and any alternative dates
Your phone number - preferably a landline

Please put 'Professor Paradox' as the subject

You should receive an automatic reply almost immediately

If you can't see an email address above, please use your email programme and type mail2paradox followed by @ then gmail.com so it looks like a proper email address

Emails generally get a faster response and are preferred for initial inquiries, but if you do need to speak to me use the following number at any reasonable time up to 8pm

Very occasionally an email will bounce - If this does happen, please try again or phone us instead. Thank you

01460 242549

If you do call and there is no answer, then do leave a message and I will call you back. Remember to leave a number to call back on as I sometimes use remote access and cannot get the number, and please speak it slowly and clearly. I am often unable to return calls because I can't hear the number properly which is annoying for everyone.

And please don't use the email address for sending spam or marketing emails - all marketing emails are reported to Google as spam.

Please note that all bookings are subject to the terms and conditions