presents
The Wonderfool
eBook of
Pirate
Party Games
*** Very Limited Free
Offer ***
(details at the bottom of
the page)
Here ye
will find the very best and most original party games, gathered together
for the fist time in the history of Piracy and Pirate Parties. Some
were extracted from real pirates after much rum and a bit of treasure had
been exchanged, others are completely original, invented by Professor
Paradox, or are unusual and original adaptations of traditional games.
Some were
even played by real pirates, so beware ...
Now of
course ye will understand that a lot of work has gone into all this, and
as me Booty is getting a bit low, there is a very modest charge for the
the Wonderfool Book
of Pirate
Party Games
- Well ye didn't think I'd be givin' it away would ye? Even Pirates don't
expect everything for free, and ye can have it for a mere two Dubloons,
which at the current exchange rate, due to the terrible state of the
European economy, works out at a very modest
£2.97
and if
ye begrudge that ye are a mean old skinflint and ye'd better clear off and
go to some other naff website instead ...
Still
with me?
Ye can
buy it right now at the special price of only
£2.97 and I do warn ye that
this price won't stay so low forever and it will go up soon when I gets round
to puttin' some pretty pictures in it. Tell yer wot, yer can have it for
free and ye can find out how at the bottom of the page.
To bring
ashore the The
Wonderfool Book of
Pirate Party Games
or download it as
ye nerdy landlubbers call it these days, ye can click the PayMate button below.
Ye will be taken to a page where ye can download it immediately with non
o' this waiting fer shippin' nonsense
There's
over three dozen games and party activities for all ages, involvin' balloons, dubloons, buffoons,
and pantaloons. There be loud games, noisy games, very noisy games and
a few quiet periods of creative activity. There be messy games, tidy
games, silly
games, and a very charmin' rude noise game. There's tales of pirates too,
and what they got up to when they were sailin' the high seas, and
how the games were invented in the first place, as most of the party games
played today were originally invented by pirates ...
Well yer
curious now aint ye?
Yer just
going to have to click that button and find out ...
Still not
tempted? Ah well, there's no pleasin' some folks. If ye ain't
tempted by the
The Wonderfool Book of
Pirate Party Games,
yer probably really boring anyway. One last chance - If ye don't buy
the book, ye'll miss out on the best pirate party ever and yer
children will probably turn into teenagers.
Actually,
yer children will turn into teenagers, and sooner than ye think, so make
the most of every precious moment of their childhood!
So last
chance commin' up, you can give yer child the party they'll remember fer
the rest o' their lives fer less than it would cost ye to buy a bag of
crisps and an ice cream ...
Just so ye know, what
ye will get is in pdf format which means ye can save it to yer pooter and
read it when you want, ye can print it off and read it wherever ye want
like if ye be sailin' to work, or (this is the best bit) ye can just print
individual pages of the games ye want.
Click here for a sneaky peep
***
Very Limited Free Offer ***
Would yer like the book
fer Free then?
If you buy the book and if
ye like it, ye can leave me a good review for the Kindle edition on
Amazon. Once you've posted your review and it has been accepted, send me a
message (in a bottle or email) with the title of your review, and your PayPal payment
will be refunded in full
Click here
Please note,
No one knows why, but occasionally Amazon doesn't accept a review, so you only get the
refund when the review is live
And a final
Pirate Promise ...
Tell yer what, if ye don't
like it, send me an email tellin' me why ye think its rubbish and I'll
send all yer dubloons back, along with a few choice pirate insults ye
can try out on yer friends. But ye've no excuse fer not liking it because
ye can read an extract here ...
Pirate Party Games Extract
I hope ye found this site useful and will
share it with yer mates by posting links to this page on social networking
sites, blogs, and forums. Thank ye.
