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  Professor Paradox presents 

The Funniest Pirate Show you will ever see......... 

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          Gather round if ye be bold for the the funniest pirate show you will ever see   

For Captain Dribblesnot and his pirates  have left their ship, The Green Bogie, and come ashore, to seek treasure and booty, and they are heading this way........

The funniest pirate show you are likely to see

And, being the orrid pirates they be, they will steal such treasures and presents as they can find, eat all the birthday cake, and if they be still ungry will look around for some tasty children to snack upon.

Unless that is, the bravest pirate children ever seen at a pirate party are willin to help Professor Paradox in his foolish quest to defeat the villainous pirates

An extremely silly pirate adventure to lift the curse of the Green Bogie and send the pirates back to their ship: featuring Putrid the Pirate Parrot, Captain Dribblesnot (who is in reality the fearsome Captain Hook), and the foulest most disgusting pirates who never washed their feet nor cleaned their teeth! 

Swords are a bit dangerous, and pirate blood is very messy, so the Professor is forced to rely upon his legendary magic spells to defeat the terrible pirates, and of course, being a Professor Paradox show, it all goes horribly wrong, guaranteeing much laughter and merriment for the audience...

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Captain Dribblesnot is too revolting to portray so here is a picture of a really nice pirate!

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